Dual....:-)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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