called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
this will be a night to untag.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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