was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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