I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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