Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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