Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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