Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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