Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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