Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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