Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Randomize
