I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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