After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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