Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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