hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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