then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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