I feel like I'm in dance class right now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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