theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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