But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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