she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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