That's intense
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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