whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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