Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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