Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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