I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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