they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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