I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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