The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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