It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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