he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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