doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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