Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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