I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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