Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.