i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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