im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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