I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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