So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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