Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan