What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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