Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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