I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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