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you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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