it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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