Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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