Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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