I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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