I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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