My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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