when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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