Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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