I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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