Its about making memories worth repressing
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
