Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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