I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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