nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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