Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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