Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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