I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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